i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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