so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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