WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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