I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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