You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.