You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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