I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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