Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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