maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Randomize
