I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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