What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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