I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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