I bet he comes in French.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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