question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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