when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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