Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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