Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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