R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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