when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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