so that wasnt chicken after all
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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