Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
3pm strippers are depressing
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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