Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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