He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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