its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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