you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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