i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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