This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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