Midget sex pt 2 tonight
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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