lets start a swedish sibling band together
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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