Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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