I just made out with a guy for $7.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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