Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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