he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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