i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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