We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
operation harelip BJ is a go
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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