i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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