the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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