worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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