you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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