I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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