dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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