She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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