This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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