oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil