As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.