I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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