windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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