Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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