i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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