You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's blow job season.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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