Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.