lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Are my feet made of real feet?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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